Ah Beng wanted to be a detective and went for a job interview. The officer asked "Okay, what is 1 and 1?" "Eleven," replied Ah Beng. The officer thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but he's right. He can think upside down" "
What two days of the week start with the letter T?" Ah Beng replied "Today and tomorrow." He was again surprised that Ah Beng supplied a correct answer that he had never thought of himself.
"Now, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?" Ah Beng looked a little surprised himself, then thought really hard for a minute and finally admitted, "Don't know lah!" "Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?"
So, Ah Beng headed straight to the cafe, where his pals were waiting to hear the results of the interview. He was exultant. "It went great! First day on the job and I'm already working on a murder case!"