The music teacher asked, What do musicians like for breakfast?
The students answered, “Gabrielli, Corelli”. But Ah Beng answered “ Muesli:.
The music teacher asked a second question, “What do musicians like for lunch? The students shouted , “Rostropovich, Shostakovich”. Ah Beng shouted , “ Sandvich. Lah”.
The music teacher asked a third question, “What do musicians like for dinner? The students answered, “Donizetti, Scarlatti” but Ah Beng shouted, “Spaghetti”
The teacher was getting impatient with Ah Beng and said, “Ah Beng, you are always thinking about food. Here is one last chance for you to get a right answer. What do musicians like after Eight?” The students answered , “Tchaikovsky, Mussorgsky”, but Ah Beng answered , “Whisky lah”.
Well, whisky is not food. But nevertheless, the music teacher expelled Ah Beng from her class and Ah Beng joined an Italian cooking class and finally got some right answers.
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